Where does one get a ‘Kim Kardashian’?
- What do you mean?
Where can I buy one?
- There’s only one and she’s not for sale. Well… She is, but not in the same way you buy a toaster.
What do you mean by that? I have to buy her with goats or something?
- No. You can’t actually buy her. Human trafficking is illegal.
That’s a human being?!
Not a RealDoll™?
- Euhm, no.
Wow. So what you’re saying is, they payed over 40 million dollars for a bunch of real people to just be who they are? Without contributing any value to society?
- I guess…
And prostitution is still illegal?
Good thing arranged marriages aren’t or they’d be in serious trouble. They have it on tape!
- She has more than that on tape.
Right… I’ll be right back!