Have you ever wondered how other people might wipe their ass?
I know what your thinking. I too find it a weird question to ask oneself. That’s why I think I got it from Louie CK. I can hear him ask that question and then elaborate on it.
Do you take one or two pieces at a time? Or a whole bunch and wrap it in a bundle of some sort? And when you take a few pieces do you fold them after a first wipe and then wipe again with the same pieces?
Do you look at what’s on the paper after a wipe? Are there people who smell their own shit and go: “Oghh, that’s a good shit.”
Ever had a doctor ask you about your shit?; What color it is? The consistency? … There are in fact cases where a doctor might ask that. So, you actually need to look at it before you flush. It might save your life. Looking at your shit might save your life.