Gammet

Have you ever wondered how other people might wipe their ass?

I know what your thinking. I too find it a weird question to ask oneself. That’s why I think I got it from Louie CK. I can hear him ask that question and then elaborate on it.

Do you take one or two pieces at a time? Or a whole bunch and wrap it in a bundle of some sort? And when you take a few pieces do you fold them after a first wipe and then wipe again with the same pieces?

Do you look at what’s on the paper after a wipe? Are there people who smell their own shit and go: “Oghh, that’s a good shit.” 

Ever had a doctor ask you about your shit?; What color it is? The consistency? … There are in fact cases where a doctor might ask that. So, you actually need to look at it before you flush. It might save your life. Looking at your shit might save your life.

Life & Rhymes, a nice trip down memory lane. Below is an episode on Busta Rhymes.

Busta will be releasing his ‘Year of the Dragon’ album for free on Google Play on August 21. 

I did a quick run-through search on Spotify and composed a small playlist of some of my favorite Busta tracks.

Do you have a must hear Busta record or feature? Feel free to add them to the playlist.

Nobody responded to the following:

alfALFA wanted Darla, not Adriana LIMA, but OSCAR Wilde said “Wait till NOVEMBER”. It still ECHOes in time.

— Christophe Gassesmet (@gammet)

August 11, 2012

It can suck not having any close friends in the place where you live. 

P.S.: I get that the tweet wasn’t in your face obvious. Don’t worry.

Have you seen Jerry Seinfeld’s new show?

To be honest, it’s not much of a show really. It’s called Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee and well, it’s Jerry calling up a friend comedian to go get a coffee after which he picks up the person he called in one of his cars. And we know he’s got plenty of those.

It’s a weird premise. The first two episodes made me wonder what I was watching exactly. The first episode did make me want to watch more. But it was Seinfeld and Larry David. You can’t go wrong there. They made one of the best TV shows ever. Be sure to check out the spare parts of this episode as well.

The latest episode has Ricky Gervais in it. I’m a big fan of Ricky, but man is he scared in that car. It almost looks as if Louis C.K. called Jerry for some sweet revenge. Who’s laughing now, Ricky?! … Well, Ricky still is actually. Maniacally.

Let’s see where this - thing - is going.

Links to the first two episodes:
- Larry David eats a pancake
- Ricky Gervais: Mad man in a death machine 

Vice, the well-known magazine, has a show called Epicly Later’d. This show is about skateboarding, by an enthousiast for enthousiasts.

The latest series of this show is a multi-part documentary about Eric Koston, one of the, if not the best skater of the modern era. 

I’m not a skater, despite the fact that I wear “skate clothing”. I wish I could skate though. Maybe someone out there would like to teach me? ;-) The only skating I’ve done was on a console, playing with Tony Hawk, Kareem Campbell or Bob Burnquist. I didn’t know much about the sport back then, and I still don’t. But I killed on the PlayStation. 

I couldn’t embed the videos, so here are the links to the parts that are available at the moment of writing: part 1, part 2, part 3 and part 4. 

I’m looking forward to next week for part 5 (if there is one of course…)!