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OMFG! Cupcakes!

On the train ride home I hear a young woman asking in a high-pitched voice: “Are those (cup)cakes?”

I look behind me and I see a young man decorating cupcakes. He couldn’t have answered with a more stereotypical gayish “Yes.” 

Then it hit me. CUPCAKES! Women lóve them. If they can get a near orgasmic reaction from a distance out of a complete stranger, imagine what could happen if you target your artsy baked goods more specifically.

Men, we no longer have to borrow a puppy or a baby to pick up women. Go forth and start baking’n’decorating!


Full disclosure: The above stated advice, however based on a true story, has not been backed by actual data. Plus, it’s a lot less work to borrow a puppy.

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    • #women
    • #stereotypes
    • #humor
    • #dating
  • 1 year ago
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You go girls!

When Vanessa Hudgens says she really likes a song, it probably doesn’t really mean much… She threw me off though, with the whole ‘I like The Black Keys’-thing. Then again, I should have known that a Disney starlet who took naked pictures of herself and got them leaked on the web might have poor judgment. 

‘Rack City’ doesn’t sound like a lot of effort has been put into it. I tried listening to more of Tyga’s songs, but my ears were starting to insult me spewing blood.

Also, this is one of those examples where a woman likes a song however degrading it may be and her attitude is nothing more than ‘He ain’t talking ‘bout me.‘ 

Then again, college ain’t cheap. You go, girls!

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    • #women
    • #Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
    • #sarcasm
  • 1 year ago
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Operation Blue Bra

I noticed Suicide Geeks had posted the image you see below. I had no clue what it was about, and I didn’t think much of it. But…

(source: Suicide Geeks)

The mask should have been a clue. The image comes from a person supporting the movement against bad treatment of women worldwide, but specifically in places where women’s rights are (nearly) non-existent. 

Why the blue bra? It’s a reference to the bra a young Egyptian woman was wearing when she was being kicked and stomped on by army men. We know what bra she was wearing because these army men were pulling her clothes as they were dragging her across the street.

You can stand with Anonymous/Anontranslator and upload your picture on a blog created to share your support. Anontranslator have uploaded a video (French) explaining the why the movement exists and why you should support it, calling upon women and men.

Anybody here with a blue bra and the mask?

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    • #Protest
    • #Women
    • #opBlueBra
  • 1 year ago
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Remains funny. :-P

ellenclaus:

Made my smile :)

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    • #Women
    • #Boobs
  • 3 years ago > ellenclaus
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